March 2013
December 2012
theagilebeast:
Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
1 tag
karkatvantittys:
dreamsaredangerousthings:
karkatvantittys:
december is tomorrow
december is tomorrow
DECEMBER IS TOMORROW
December… is today…
hey tag your spoilers some of us are still in november u butthole
October 2012
dat-ice:
i got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 30 of them
Plot twist: You're out with friends, and your hair looks great.
Plot twist: Your hair looks great.
Plot twist: You're out with friends.
Plot twist: You're out
Plot twist: friends
ibreatheitintoletitg0:
a-girl-falls-in-the-city:
TODAY IS HISTORIC
AND ITS A WEDNESDAY
And there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining.
thedoctorheretohelp:
AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN ANCIENT GREEK TRAGEDY PARTY ‘CUZ AN ANCIENT GREEK TRAGEDY PARTY DON’T STOP ‘TIL EVERYONE IS DEAD
September 2012
lavicomtesse:
My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
loki-cat:
thatsnotquitetrue:
can we talk about how the skater dudes react to their friend being a cellist
#wow they look about 200% done
sassy-gay-dust:
color-division:
sticler:
sassy-gay-dust:
omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon
“take the bark for a walk”
“hey could you feed the meows”
“hey look at all those moos”
woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF
HOW ARE WE GOING TO NAME THE GIRAFFES? WHAT KIND OF SOUND DO THEY MAKE?
giraffes purr, take that atheists
reblog this. you never know when someone might...
thanl:
modestxwolves:
how to keep sea-bears away
no playing the clarinet.
Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey.)
Don’t stomp around (they take that as a challenge.)
Don’t ever eat cheese. (Cubed, sliced is fine.)
Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion.
Or clown shoes.
Or a hoop skirt.
And never
evER
EVER
SCREECH LIKE...
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singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you
the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately
#i simply must BUT BABY IT’s i’ve got to COLD OUSTIfather will start toBEAUTIFUL WHAT’s
louitsgottabeyou:
Remember when Troy didn’t want any of his friends to know he liked to sing so he broke into a song in the middle of their practice?
pigsdonthaveeyebrows:
thatonetheycallchloe:
i think that this gif both metaphorically and literally depicts my life
“what are you thinking of majoring in?”
“what university do you want to go to?”
“are you ready for school to start?”
“do you have a job?”
“ARE YOU OKAY?”
Watchvideohall:
What’s up cat
> Short, simple, involves cat…. 10/10 would watch again.
matthewgublr:
I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13
brittapperry:
But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you
