theagilebeast: Sorry, your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies.
karkatvantittys: dreamsaredangerousthings: karkatvantittys: december is tomorrow december is tomorrow DECEMBER IS TOMORROW December… is today… hey tag your spoilers some of us are still in november u butthole
dat-ice: i got 99 problems and being attractive could solve at least 30 of them
Plot twist: You're out with friends, and your hair looks great.
Plot twist: Your hair looks great.
Plot twist: You're out with friends.
Plot twist: You're out
Plot twist: friends
ibreatheitintoletitg0: a-girl-falls-in-the-city: TODAY IS HISTORIC AND ITS A WEDNESDAY And there’s a 30% chance it’s already raining.
thedoctorheretohelp: AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN ANCIENT GREEK TRAGEDY PARTY ‘CUZ AN ANCIENT GREEK TRAGEDY PARTY DON’T STOP ‘TIL EVERYONE IS DEAD
lavicomtesse: My grandfather got suspended from Catholic school for referring to Jesus Christ and the twelve apostles as J.C. and the Boys.
loki-cat: thatsnotquitetrue: can we talk about how the skater dudes react to their friend being a cellist #wow they look about 200% done
sassy-gay-dust: color-division: sticler: sassy-gay-dust: omg what if we named animals after the sound they make like in pokemon “take the bark for a walk” “hey could you feed the meows” “hey look at all those moos” woah thats one big PPFKEJGKRTLYKTPLFPLPTLTPPLLF HOW ARE WE GOING TO NAME THE GIRAFFES? WHAT KIND OF SOUND DO THEY MAKE? giraffes purr, take that atheists
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thanl: modestxwolves: how to keep sea-bears away no playing the clarinet. Never wave your flashlight back and forth really fast. (Flashlights are their natural prey.) Don’t stomp around (they take that as a challenge.) Don’t ever eat cheese. (Cubed, sliced is fine.) Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion. Or clown shoes. Or a hoop skirt. And never evER EVER SCREECH LIKE...
singing the male and female parts of a song because nobody loves you the inner conflict when the female starts singing before the male finishes his part and you don’t know whether to finish the male part or just sing the female part immediately #i simply must BUT BABY IT’s i’ve got to COLD OUSTIfather will start toBEAUTIFUL WHAT’s
louitsgottabeyou: Remember when Troy didn’t want any of his friends to know he liked to sing so he broke into a song in the middle of their practice?
pigsdonthaveeyebrows: thatonetheycallchloe: i think that this gif both metaphorically and literally depicts my life “what are you thinking of majoring in?” “what university do you want to go to?” “are you ready for school to start?” “do you have a job?” “ARE YOU OKAY?”
videohall: What’s up cat > Short, simple, involves cat…. 10/10 would watch again.
matthewgublr: I was having a pretty decent day until I thought of something stupid I said when I was 13
brittapperry: But like in High School Musical how does Troy not realize that his teammates have a webcam on him like how dumb are you