f33ny: think if snape had been a girl and loved james instead of lily think how everyone would have hated chick snape “OMG CRAZY BITCH NEVER STOPPED LOVING JAMES WHAT A PSYCHO JESUS CHRIST GET OVER IT OMG STAGE 3 CLINGER” think about it
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The difference between "normal girls" and me:
normal girls: me: Click here if you’re awkward!
Super cool bulbasaur costume →
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thatfunnyblog: and then you realize it hasn’t been 5 seconds yet: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
1-800 contacts? they can’t have my brand i have special eyes look look with your special eyes MY BRAND
What if the President gets addicted to Tumblr?
Advisor: Mr President, you're needed in the Oval Office. It's urgent. A matter of national security.
Obama: Give me two minutes, I'm just doing something.
Advisor: But, sir! It's imperative that you are there immediately!
Obama: GODDAMN IT, ANDERSON, CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT THERE IS A PICTURE OF KITTENS HUGGING?!